Elaine: Wait up!
Jerry: You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. ‘Cuz a girl runs like a girl— with the little steps and the arms flailing out… You wanna make this plane, you’ve gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!(via The Airport)
replace “plane” with “train” and this applies to every time i had to catch the metro north from grand central back to garrison with john szevin.
(via thesimpsonswayoflife)
why do i look so sad? i’m not sad. it was my bachelorette party! i was definitely just drunk here.
Last time I mention future homes of Cassie, Bryan, Joe Joe, Ned Dogarf, and I, but here’s another future home.
well this would be the ideal, of course. speck and ned will get along great!
